Are the comrades happy now that the Epstein files are finally being released?

In this first batch of documents about the Democrat pedophile sex trafficker and his pervert pals, here is how the casualties are stacking up by political party:

Democrats: 100 percent.

MAGA Republicans: zero percent.

Be careful what you wish for, fellow travelers. You know what they say about answered prayers.

We know all about Democrats’ double standards. But this week we’re getting a whole new stack of examples of how it’s not about justice, it’s about just-us.

Remember Shannon O’Brien, the former state treasurer? Two years ago, she got fired from her $196,551 hack sinecure at the Cannabis Control Commission for not sufficiently kowtowing to the woke mob.

Among O’Brien’s hate crimes: she stupidly referred to “black, brown and yellow” people. Yellow? How dare she!

Even though she’s one of them, her fellow Democrats began calling her “Klannon.”

Here’s a typical headline about what they portrayed as a shocking scandal: “3 Academic Experts Analyze O’Brien’s Comments.”

After being fired, Shannon sued, and has since gotten her phony-baloney job back. But still, she was humiliated for offhandedly calling Asians “yellow.”

Next, c’mon down Larry Summers, former Treasury Secretary and president of Harvard University. He’s a Democrat’s Democrat, meaning he’s an Epstein fanboy forever.

We learned this week that the married Summers was salaciously corresponding with Epstein for at least eight months about how to seduce a young Chinese woman 27 years his junior.

Summers and Epstein leeringly gave the Chinese woman a codename — “peril.”

As in, “the Yellow Peril,” a pernicious racist slur coined in the 19th century to describe the “existential threat” allegedly posed by Asians to western civilization.

So you have the former president of Harvard — who is now a “University Professor” — demeaning a woman of color, a “mentee,” with a stone-cold racist slur.

I don’t think Shannon O’Brien was trying to insult anybody. She’s just a dim-bulb third-generation hack. (She went to Yale — case closed.)

But Summers isn’t stupid. He knew exactly what he was saying, and who he was saying it to — a convicted jailbird sex offender whom he’d been shaking down for money.

From the Nutty Professor to the Slutty Professor, that’s Larry Summers.

And yet Harvard does next to nothing. Summers is a Beautiful Person, so he can spew all the vile racist vitriol he wants to. It’s a Democrat thing. They used to wear white hoods to hide their faces. Now they wear COVID masks. The more things change…

And they never, ever turn on each other. Professional courtesy.

On the other hand, think how angry the Boston Globe would be if a white male Republican politician were busted slurring Mayor Michelle Wu as “peril?”

Do you think the Globe would ignore the story, or at least totally bury it? Or would they organize a necktie party in Harvard Yard?

Summers has had to “step back” from his classes, and he’s out some of his big-money consulting gigs. But at age 70, he remains on the Harvard payroll, laughing all the way to the bank and spewing out deranged anti-Trump venom every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Which is no doubt why regime-controlled media are covering up, rather than covering, Summers’ racist rants.

The “peril” angle seems to have been broken not by the Democrats’ Ministry of Truth, but by the student-run Harvard Crimson newspaper.

At the Globe, one of the septuagenarian sob sisters did mention “peril” briefly in passing, but without any context. Most of her dozen or so remaining geriatric readers probably didn’t even realize what the slur meant.

On Friday, the Crimson broke another story about Summers that the Democrats with press passes have likewise been ignoring. Summers and his second wife Elisa New honeymooned back in 2005 on Epstein’s Pedo Island.

What is with these sick Democrats and their honeymoons? Bernie Sanders went to Moscow when it was the Soviet Union, Tim Walz headed to Red China and now we find out that President Summers jetted off (on Epstein’s Lolita Express) to Pedo Island.

And this was at a moment when the Palm Beach police were crawling all over Epstein’s S&M sex dungeon on the island. Trump had already booted Epstein out of Mar-a-Lago. And yet the newlyweds couldn’t wait to get down to Pedo Island.

But wait, it gets worse. Turns out, in 2018, as the feds were closing in on the convicted sex offender, Elisa New recommended a novel for him.

Lolita. Seriously.

But then, this is the same woman (a Harvard prof herself, naturally) who once invited Woody Allen, of all people, to join her and peril’s wannabe sugar daddy in Cambridge “for a bowl of plums.”

So many Democrats, so many depraved escapades. Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Noam Chomsky, Reid Hoffman. You’d think the Democrats apparatchiks might have realized how many of their card-carrying fellow travelers were going to end up outed for what they were.

In fact, some Democrats did apparently understand the danger. Three federal Democrat judges desperately tried to prevent the Trump DOJ from releasing the Epstein files.

The judges’ names: Robin Rosenberg, Richard Berman and Paul Engelmayer.

It’s almost like they instinctively knew how bad these files were going to be for their kinky comrades.

Here’s another story that regime-controlled media in Boston dare not touch — the list of hack Democrats Summers has contributed $20,000-plus to in Massachusetts. That rogues’ gallery includes such reprobates as Maura Healey, the fake Indian, Ed Markey, Seth Moulton, crackpot leftist Juliette Kayyem…

Percentage of contribution Summers made to Democrats: 100 percent.

I guess we know now why Dementia Joe Biden’s attorney general Merrick Garland so adamantly refused to release the Epstein files.

Like those three Democrat judges, Biden et al. wanted to make sure the American people never learned what unspeakable act these pampered Ivy League pervs have been up to behind closed doors on private jets.

Now, where does “Klannon” O’Brien go to get her good name back?

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