Muchos gracias, Gobernadora Healey!

Those are the grateful words of thousands of violent illegal-immigrant criminals terrorizing the nation, now that they know that at least Massachusetts will remain their “sanctuary” — from ever being arrested, let alone deported by Donald J. Trump.

Naranja hombre malo — Orange Man Bad!

Si, it has been a muy bad week for all the child-raping, welfare-grabbing Third World thugs who’ve been welcomed into the U.S. so warmly over the past four years by Democrats.

Despite the GOP landslide, the machete-wielding rapists and home invaders do have a few amigos left, including Gov. Maura T. Healey.

Deporting illegal immigrant criminals? Not on her watch! No way, Jose.

“No, absolutely not,” Healey pontificated on state-run MSNBC the night after the American people had put an end to the Biden junta.

The State Police, she said, will not lift a finger to help the feds or any other law enforcement put an end to this unprecedented crime wave.

Would you like to meet some of the illegal thugs breathing easier knowing that Maura has their backs, no matter how many innocent Americans they violate?

Here’s Selvin Alex Galvez-Mejia, a 20-year-old Guatemalan. He was charged last summer with two counts of aggravated rape of a child, as well as indecent assault and battery on a person 14 or older.

Despite the horrific nature of the charges, after a pro forma appearance in front of a bleeding-heart hack Democrat judge in Springfield, he was cut loose with a pat on the back.

The illegal fiend was finally picked up Oct. 18 by the feds’ Enforcement and Removals Operation (ERO) Boston. That’s ICE — which Kamala Harris wanted to abolish. Maura Healey campaigned for Kamala, because of course she did…

ERO is now retaining custody of the Guatemalan alleged pedophile, because if he’s ever turned back over to the local Democrats, they’ll just let him go again — and probably put him on welfare too.

Another undocumented Democrat who supports Maura Healey is an illegal immigrant from Colombia, Mateo Hincapie Cardona, age 28.

Cardona was charged in Charlestown with enticing a child under 16, distribution of obscene matter, and lascivious posing and exhibiting a child in the nude.

At Joe Biden and Kamala’s behest, Cardona “migrated” into civilization last April.

By October, he had despoiled at least one American child. He was locked up in the Suffolk County House of Correction, which is run by a corrupt Democrat hack named Steve Tompkins.

So far in his squalid career Tompkins, a drifter from New York, has been fined $14,800 by the State Ethics Commission.

ICE gave the High Sheriff a detention order to hold the accused pedophile, but Tompkins tore it up and cut the child molester loose. ICE finally lugged him in East Boston.

You may ask, why would an elected official — even one as dodgy as Tompkins — cut a foreign fiend loose?

Two words: Professional courtesy.

This is the crime wave Healey so proudly endorses. And it’s going on even in places where the Beautiful People congregate — like Nantucket.

On ACK, ICE has recently grabbed five violent illegal-immigrant criminals, mostly the usual child-raping undocumented Democrats, but also at least one MS-13 gang banger.

To which Maura Healey says, No problem-o. Can we get you an EBT card too, or an Uber? The free stuff will all be paid for by the people we call garbage.

Come on down, Santos Guzman, age 55, Dominican career drug dealer. After two state convictions, Trump booted him out of the country in 2020. Kamala welcomed him back with open arms.

Ten months after the Biden junta was installed, Senor Guzman was again in the drug business in Massachusetts, and once more he was arrested.

In announcing the guilty verdict against Guzman for illegal reentry, the local U.S. attorney’s office described the Dominican drug dealer as “Methuen Man.”

It’s a false headline, but those are the DOJ rules. Until Jan. 20, the feds are not allowed to tell the truth about illegal-immigrant crime. Don’t blame the locals. Those are their orders from the Deep State.

Lie lie lie — it’s all part of the fundamental transformation of America. Right, Maura?

In the unlikely event that she’s ever called out by any of the Democrat fluffers in the Boston media, Healey will claim that when she talks about “migrants,” she’s referring to those thousands in the motels-turned-flophouses.

All they want is free lifetime vacations for themselves and their ever-increasing broods of anchor babies.

Maura will say they’re just seeking asylum — from work. And from following the rules. And from obeying the law, any law.

Despite the Democrats’ determination to turn Massachusetts into an even more failed state than it already is, help may be on the way.

Remember Judge Shelley Joseph, the state district court judge, a pampered puke on the Democrat State Committee from Brookline before the traditional nationwide search?

Joseph let an illegal immigrant drug dealer slip out the back door of her courthouse in Newton to escape an ICE agent waiting to grab him for his endless crimes against Americans. He fled. The judge had a good chuckle.

Under Trump, though, she was indicted by the feds. Of course, she kept getting paid, and law-abiding state taxpayers even ended up picking up her legal tab. And once Biden was installed as president, the charges against Democrat Joseph were thrown out.

Again, professional courtesy.

Well, guess who’s back in town come Jan. 20. Maybe Gobernadora Healey can keep with funneling endless billions in welfare to the surly, grifting illegals.

But the official Democrat policy of coddling violent illegals, drug dealers and child rapists may soon be coming to an end.

All it’s going to take is for the feds to make one or two Shelley Joseph-like arrests of these crooked judges and sheriffs on obstruction of justice charges.

We’ll soon see how dedicated Healey and the rest of her Kamala Klowns really are to the “fundamental transformation” of America if their phony-baloney jobs, pensions and freedom are on the line.

As Americans, we seek no special treatment — just treat us like illegal immigrants.

When that day finally arrives, and we once more have equal justice under the law, Americans will be glad.

And Maura Healey and “Methuen Man” will be very, very sad.

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