During the Schumer shutdown, the U.S. attorney’s office in Boston issued very few press releases.

So Thursday afternoon, they caught up, dumping out 56 press releases all at once.

Of those 56 headlines, 21 involved foreign nationals — illegal aliens, almost all of them. Of the 25 press releases concerning “Greater Boston,” 11 were about non-American thugs.

That’s 44 percent. And if you were to include the hordes of grifting Third World freeloaders who’ve been naturalized — think jailbird ex-Sen. Dean Tran and former Boston city councilor Tania Fernandes Anderson, who got out of prison yesterday — foreigners are probably committing a majority of the crime around here now.

Here’s a sampling from the U.S. attorney in Boston last Thursday:

“Dominican National Sentenced to 10 Years in Prison for Fentanyl Trafficking and Unlawful Reentry.”

“Guatemalan National Pleads Guilty to Forcibly Assaulting Federal Officers During Immigration Arrest.”

“Brazilian National Sentenced to Prison for Receiving and Possessing Child Pornography.”

“Filipino Man Charged with Sexually Exploiting and Sex Trafficking Children.”

“Indian National Pleads Guilty to Visa Fraud Conspiracy.”

“Four Dominican Men Extradited to the US for Alleged Operating Elder Fraud Scheme.”

Remember, these crimes are from just one of the 94 US attorney’s offices across the nation. For a mere six weeks.

Not included are all the local crimes these savages are committing — and very often in Massachusetts getting cut loose by Democrat politicians with not even a warning, let alone a wrist slap.

This is why, when Democrats control the executive branch, their official policy is to lie about illegal-alien crime. Under Dementia Joe, all the above thugs would have been described as “Lawrence Man” or “Chelsea Man” or some such BS.

Regime-controlled media in Boston slobberingly goes along with the charade. Always have, always will. They can’t help themselves. They exist only to kiss the ass of the ruling class.

In fact, since Trump’s return, the very fake news about illegal-alien crime has gotten even worse. Some conservative websites have begun keeping lists of hoax stories perpetrated by the Democrats with press passes.

It will not surprise you to learn that a disproportionately large number of the illegal-alien fake news is coming out of Massachusetts.

Remember last month when ICE agents in Everett arrested a 13-year-old Brazilian illegal alien who’d been waved into the country and onto welfare by Biden? Mama was interviewed (in Portuguese, of course, because you don’t have to even try to learn English to get the full welfare package anymore).

Turns out, the apprentice cholo already had a record as long as his braco (that’s Portuguese for arm). He was lugged with a double-edged knife between 5 and 7 inches long.

In Fitchburg, an illegal in a low-rider was stopped by ICE agents. Desperate to continue his lifelong vacation in America, that bandito fled the vehicle and gave the feds the double middle finger as he fled inside his (Section 8?) house.

In his flight, this thug abandoned his 6-year-old child in the car. NBC “News” reported that ICE had snatched the little girl as bait to “pressure” her father into surrendering. Rep. Ilhan Omar tweeted out Ice was “vile and beyond cruel.”

Turns out, NBC had to issue a correction, with a statement from ICE confirming that the freeloading foreign fiend had in fact ditched his child and ICE “called local police to report the abandonment.”

This never used to happen in Fitchburg, when it was a working-class city. Now it’s been overrun by the non-working classes, criminals with their hands out, not to mention knives galore.

Just last week, ICE agents pulled over another carful of vacationing illegals in Fitchburg. They lugged a woman who was apparently trying to use her child as a shield. The baby mama then passed the child to a male in the car, who then had a “seizure” (which did not require hospitalization).

Lotta video was recorded by other illegals on their free taxpayer-funded cell phones. The predictable outrage was ginned up by a race grifter by the name of Ayanna Pressley, who tweeted out:

“This is a sickening example of Trump and ICE’s blatant disregard for humanity as they terrorize our families and communities.”

Would you like to know… the rest of the story? Here it is, from ICE:

“On Nov. 6, ICE arrested Juliana Milena Ojeda-Montoya, a criminal illegal alien from Ecuador who was RELEASED into the country by the Biden administration in 2023.

“In August 2025, local police arrested this criminal illegal alien for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon after she stabbed her co-worker twice with a pair of scissors and then threw a trash barrel at her.”

To paraphrase former President George W. Bush, she was only stabbing the Americans that Americans no longer wanted to stab.

After recovering from his “seizure,” the male illegal addressed a more-free-stuff! rally of his fellow foreign welfare recipients in Fitchburg. In Spanish, of course.

By the way, not so long ago, a natural follow-up story might have been to interview the American who was actually shanked by the undocumented Democrat.

But nah, that would go against The Ministry of Truth’s narrative. Nowadays, the comrades don’t cover stories, they cover them up. Pravda and Izvestia had the same business model. How’d that work out for them?

How about “Maryland man” who turned out to be a gang-banging domestic abuser charged with human smuggling?

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Or the “Des Moines school superintendent” with the illegal-firearms convictions and no college degrees. Or the CNN scoop about ICE putting illegal kids in Chicago in “zip ties.” That one turned out to be a local cop “arresting” his own child — as a joke.

Never mind. That’s what the apparatchiks always say, when they’re busted, like with all the Jussie Smollet-type noose hoaxes. Well, it could have happened that way…

Let’s close with a few more cholo-involved headlines from the U.S. attorney’s office that you didn’t read in the last six weeks because of the Democrats’ temper tantrum:

“Brazilian National Convicted of Role in Large-Scale Human Smuggling Ring.”

“Dominican National Sentenced to More than Two Years in Prison for Conspiracy to Distribute Fentanyl.”

“Colombian National Sentenced to Over Seven Years in Prison for Participation in International Money Laundering Conspiracy.”

“Dominican National Pleads Guilty to Fentanyl Trafficking.”

And now let the mainstream media chorus repeat in unison:

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along!

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