How closely have you been following the second Karen Read trial?

This is our updated Canton Confidential Quiz, to measure your knowledge of the ins and outs of the sordid murder scandal that has engulfed Canton, the White Trash Capital of Massachusetts. A few of the questions are recycled from last summer’s first Quiz, but most are from either last week’s testimony, or revelations since the first trial. Answers are at bottom.

Good luck!

1. What is the name of DA Meatball Morrissey’s boat?

A. Minnow B. Titanic C. Class Action D. Chef Boyardee.

2. After last call at the Waterfall, what was Jen McCabe guzzling at 34 Fairview?

A. Dom Perignon B. Opus One Cabernet C. Jameson ‘n’ Ginger D. White Claw

3. Whom did Jen McCabe NOT call in panic after FBI agents surprised her with a 2023 visit?

A. Brian Albert B. Meatball Morrissey’s office C. Michael Proctor D. Matt McCabe

4. In what community did outgoing Canton PD Chief Helena Rafferty strike a 67-year-old man with a reflective vest and a cane in a crosswalk while in her Canton PD SUV at twilight last year?

A. Wrentham B. Brockton C. Chelsea D. Lawrence

5. Who bailed Paul O’Keefe out after his 2020 midday accident in Lakeville?

A. Jen McCabe B. Peggy O’Keefe C. Caitlin Albert D. Karen Read

6. How many search warrants did the Canton PD serve during last year’s sprawling rubber ducky probe?

A. 0-4 B. 5-7 C. More than 7

7. What does Jen McCabe keep in her car for snacking?

A. Caviar B. Fried baloney sandwiches C. Peanut butter & jelly D. Slim Jims

8. Which misogynistic slur did Trooper Proctor NOT use against Karen Read in his group chat?

A. C-word B. Whack job C. No ass D. Bimbo

9. Which one of these State Police assigned to Meatball Morrissey’s office has not contributed hundreds to his campaign committee?

A. Lt. John Tully B. ex-Trooper Michael Proctor C. Sgt. Yuri Bukhenik D. Lt. John Fanning

10. Which Cape Cod bar is McAlbert in-law Jill Daniels banned from?

A. Shipwrecked B. Shattered C. Wasted D. Bud’s Country Lounge

11. Which well-known Cape Cod business did 350-pound ATF agent Brian Higgins shut down on a busy Saturday after he thought he was disrespected?

A. Marion’s Pie Shop B. Bamboo Hyannis C. Four Seas Ice Cream D. Cape Gun Works

12. Which mouthpiece represented Canton selectman Jailbird Chris Albert during his 1994 trial for hit-and-run manslaughter?

A. Hank Brennan B. Billy Bulger C. Judge Cannone D. Judge Cannone’s brother

13. After getting drunk on duty with ex-Trooper Michael Proctor, what did Canton cop Kevin “Fat” Albert leave behind in Proctor’s MSP cruiser?

A. His gun B. His badge C. Chloe the dog D. A butt-dialing cell phone

14. How much is anti-Turtleboy special counsel Robert Cosgrove grabbing in his two state pensions?

A. Less than $100,000 B. $100,001-$199,999 C. More than $200,000

15. How many text messages did Trooper Nicholas Guarino fail to find in the Sandra Birchmore murder investigation in Canton?

A. Fewer than 32,000 B. More than 32,000

16. Which one of these female prosecution witnesses from Canton has not worn a cross while testifying against Karen Read?

A. Caitlin Albert B. Kerry Roberts C. Katie McLaughlin D. Jen McCabe

17. A Canton selectman with the same name as a Mob hitman was defeated for reelection last month. What is his name?

A. Billy Barnowski B. Ralphie Chong C. John Connolly D. Stevie Flemmi

18. Under oath, how does Colin Albert say that he breaks his fall when he slips on ice?

A. With his hands B. With his knuckles C. With his nose

19. Which cop said he wished that Karen Read would kill herself?

A. Michael Proctor B. Brian Higgins C. Brian Albert D. Kevin “Fat” Albert

20. Which female McAlbert offered corrupt fired trooper Michael Proctor a “gift” after he arrested Karen Read?

A. Jill Daniels B. Jen McCabe C. Julie Albert D. Caitlin Albert

21. Which since-fired or disciplined state trooper commanded the MSP’s elite Rubber Ducky Detail?

A. Yuriy Buhkenik B. Michael Proctor C. Brian Tully

22. What name of a popular distilled spirit is also the name of the father of a McAlbert in-law?

A. George Dickel B. Jack Daniels C. JW Dant D. Johnnie Walker

23. Where did lard-ass ATF agent Brian Higgins dispose of his cell phone in multiple dumpsters to defeat the court’s evidence-protection order?

A. Bourne Bridge B. Fenway Park C. Joint Base Cape Cod D. Bunker Hill Monument

24. Which one of these reprobate/criminals has prosecutor Hank Brennan not been associated with?

A. Gangster moll/state trooper Leigha Genduso B. Drug dealer Fatz Caruso C. Rapist lawyer Gary Zerola D. Serial killer Whitey Bulger

25. Who did Jen McCabe falsely identify herself as when first approached by the FBI agents?

A. Monica Cannon-Grant B. Coco Albert C. Tania Fernandes Anderson D. Maria Stephanos

ANSWERS: 1. C, 2. D, 3. C, 4. A, 5. D, 6. B, 7. C, 8. D, 9. B, 10. A, 11. D, 12. D, 13. B, 14. C, 15. B, 16. B, 17. C, 18. B, 19. A, 20. C, 21. A, 22. B, 23. C, 24. B. 25. B

Norfolk County District Attorney Michael W. Morrissey. (Chris Christo/Boston Herald)

Fired State Trooper Michael Proctor (Herald file)
Judge Beverly J. Cannone. (Photo by Pat Greenhouse/ pool)

ATF Agent Brian Higgins (Stuart Cahill/Boston Herald)
Imaged from surveillance video at McCarthy’s in Canton when Read arrives and is greeted by seated John O’Keefe.The Karen Read murder trail in Norfolk Superior Court, Dedham Ma. on Wednesday May 8, 2024Greg Derr/Pool Image